the other night i had a pretty intense dream that i was pregnant. in the dream my friend jodi was also pregnant and like a month further along than i was, so i went to her for advice and help. anyhow, i had this little round tummy bulge that was very solid to the touch and this specific sort of tummy ache that in my dream was associated with "i am pregnant". it was one of those realistic dreams.

i woke up and was like, "oh...it was just a dream!" but then i got sort of scared because my stomach still had that exact same very interesting achey feeling AND felt very very solid. i was a little bit nervous. until i remembered the rather large beale street cheeseburger and fries dinner i had eaten the night before.

"ahhhh," i thought to myself, "this is just a cheeseburger baby". and i drifted off back into a happy sleep.